Wow do I need this. Gold “Court and Spark.” Spotted by a co-worker on the walk back to the hotel after a late and moderately rowdy dinner.

Can someone “Help Me” buy this?

I guess if I was “Raised on Robbery” I could just steal it.

But that would be “Twisted.”

My birthday’s coming up. If you gots $4500 and wanna deal, it’s at Gotta Have It on 57th, between 2nd and 3rd.

(Just kidding y’all. Anyone spending that much money on me is more likely to get a knock in the head than a hug.)