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February 3, 2005

Give it up, Carl!

Carl gets the rough cut from Scott Monday night. So he calls me. Only to mock me.

BRYAN: "Let me see it!"

CARL: "Not until it's done man."

BRYAN: "A screen shot... anything!"

CARL: "It's the rough cut... the audio has to be matched, color correction..."

BRYAN: "Aaaaaagh!"

CARL: "Man... look at this thing. You're a rock star."

BRYAN: "I can't look at it! Where do I download it? Give it up!"

Anybody know any good hitmen in L.A.? I don't want to kill him. Not necessarily. I'm picturing Suge Knight dangling Vanilla Ice over a hotel balcony, several stories up. Something like that.

In the meantime: it's time to dig through the archive for more incriminating photos. I can go all the way back to Kindergarten if I have to, MF!

Nothing like blackmail from a black male.

NEXT: "Still waiting."