The last 25 minutes were the worst part of the flight. She was crying, kicking, screaming.

But here she is not even one minute after we touched down. Still braking on the runway, her head falls on my lap and she’s out cold.

“No she didn’t wait until NOW to fall asleep,” said the woman seated behind us.

“Oh she knows what she’s doing,” I said. “She mocks us all.”

Daughters defy their daddies.